How to blackmail your nieghbor

How To Blackmail Your Nieghbor

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How to black mail your nieghbor


My next door nieghbor, Ryan B., had something stupid on his site so I decided I needed to take action, and I was also really really bored.

On his site Ryan had "If anyone wants a bootlegged concert from the White Stripes or Weezer I can get you a copy just email me." I felt I had to show him how stupid he was to put that up. So I did. I posted this message on his corkboard on his website, a corkboard is like a message board.


Category: Stuff

Headline: I understand that you are doing illegal business

Body: If you are Ryan Bennet I suggest that you clean up your act! From a few different and reliable sources I understand that you are distributing bootleg copies of various CDs, these words came right off of your website "If anyone wants a bootlegged concert from the White Stripes or Weezer I can get you a copy just email me."
Now I think you better you better clean up your act or else!
-We're letting you off easy because you're a kid, and you better leave this message up on your site so you and your friends will get the idea that this kind of stuff is illegal and you shouldn't be taking part of it. If you choose not to heed my warning and you do take it off I will keep posting this message because we have a copy on the server. Thanks for your cooperation.

Your name: Officer O'Rourke

Your E-mail address: why would I give my address to a criminal


So I pretended to be a cop. I had this conversation with Ryan a day after I posted the message, he didn't know I posted the message.

xxSk8rGirl76xx: ooo ryan i think you gotta problem
xxSk8rGirl76xx: i went to your corkboard to post a message and in the stuff catogory there's a message titled "I understand that you are doing illegal bussines"
bennetsaysargh: ?
bennetsaysargh: brb
xxSk8rGirl76xx: see wat i mean
bennetsaysargh: yeah
xxSk8rGirl76xx: im gonna read it
xxSk8rGirl76xx: omg, this guy aint jokin. Did you actually put "If anyone wants a bootlegged concert from the White Stripes or Weezer I can get you a copy just email me."

bennetsaysargh: yeah
bennetsaysargh: shhh
xxSk8rGirl76xx: lol
xxSk8rGirl76xx: dude do you no what it says at the bottom
bennetsaysargh: on what?
xxSk8rGirl76xx: it says dont take it off or they'll keep postin it
bennetsaysargh: i took everything off
xxSk8rGirl76xx: there gonna be mad
bennetsaysargh: i took it off the site
xxSk8rGirl76xx: they dont just 4get bout these things they chek em everyday
xxSk8rGirl76xx: as in the message
xxSk8rGirl76xx: it said dont take it off
bennetsaysargh: go to the music
xxSk8rGirl76xx: still it said the message
bennetsaysargh: it said:if you don't take off the thing about the bootlegs we will keep posting
bennetsaysargh: ok
bennetsaysargh: don't post or tell anyone about it
bennetsaysargh: ok?
xxSk8rGirl76xx: k


That conversation was revised a little because of some foul language and some unnecissary parts were takin out other than that the conversation is untouched.

I think Ryan is now going to be more careful about what he puts on his site.


This opperation was conducted by Julie Bingham