Top 10 worst things to say to a teacher #10- Ask (he/she) why (her/him) decided (he/she) wanted to ruin your life by requesting a parent teacher confrence instead of using their guts and telling you that you are a horrible student #9- Ask (he/she) if (he/she) is crazy (i did this once during study skills) #8- Ask why the wardrobe of teachers' always ends in disturbing combinations of odd colors, fabric materials, and or socks and sandles (i did thins once in art) #7- Decide that you don't want to dicect a pig and jump on your desk and start screaming "oink oink" (joe,steve,tyler,and brett did this in Manhatten) #6- When learning about World War 2 give the Hitler salute and start speaking German and goose-step out of the classroom (this came to me in an odd day dream when I was reading about World War 2 the dream ended with the kid in jail and everyone was happy) #5-Before running the mile start doing an Indian rain dance and pray to God for rain so you won't have to go outside (a few friends and I tried this but the result was it was raining and we still had to run the mile) #4-Do a 3 minute presentation on Polly Pocket with friends playing with the dolls in the background while the song I'm a Barbie Girl is playing (this acctually happend in study skills) #3-Decide that having to sit in a chair for all classes is a vialation of your rights and sit on the floor (i tried this once in study skills it's effects did not matter yet the floor was a good spot for 3rd period) #2-When it is April Fool's Day decide you're going to bring in a water squirter and squirt as many teachers and students as possible (i did it and is was very fun and aside from getting in trouble it was cool i think i'll do it again next year) #1-Sing AfroMan because I got High during Health class while learining about why not to drugs or get high (a personal experience from joe,steve,tyler,and brett)
Top 10 things to say to your neighbor to make them mad #10-Ask them for a cup of sugar so you can bake muffins on April Fool's Day (i tried this it was very effective) #9-Pretend like there is some crazed lunatic in their backyard and freak them out then say their name is Imaginary Bob (i tried this aswell it was also very effective) #8-Run up and down the floors of your apartment building screaming "they're coming they're coming" (an experience from joe and steve) #7-when the people next to you in an apartment building play loud music sing along like a drunk person and bang a broom like your a drummer (an experience from talia and tyler) #6-go to the voice box's of an apartment building and randomly click them and scream stupid stuff into them with wierd accents (an experience from rose and brett) #5-go around your neighborhood dressed as a (milkman/milkwoman) and ask people if they would like to buy a Maytag refridgerator #4-Start a protest march around your neighborhood to save the whales at 1:00 a.m. (at least it's good intentions) #3-go to the camp behind your house and enjoy all its benifets as you pretend you are a camper (just because Rosmarines is behind my house doesn't mean i did this) #2-walk around the neighborhood asking if anyone will sell you an Alaskin Bullmoose #1-ask the people in your nieghborhood if they would like to sponser your Jack-in-the-Box factory that you will build in a treehouse in your backyard
Top 10 things to throw at people who talk in movie theaters #10-twisslers #9-gummy bears #8-popcorn #7-dots #6-milkduds #5-reese's peanutbutter cups #4-skittles #3-M&Ms #2-snowcaps #1-scream like a person from Brooklyn "Shutup I'm trying to watch a movie" and throw the box from your candy
Top 10 Best and Worst things Worst #10-atari pong #9-the way most parents dance #8-Christina Agulara's music video's #7-listening to Mariah Cariy #6-health class #5-study skills class #4-summer school (never went never will) #3-brussle sprouts #2-lima beans and the worst thing is #1-The NY Mets Best #10-legos #9-the harry potter and lord of the rings books (i've read all of the books of each series) #8-lincon logs #7-smores (grahm crackers,chocolate,marshmellows) #6-chocolate milk #5-all sports! #4-the wheel #3-fire #2-the mongoose and the best thing is #1-The NY Yankees